Subject: Beer drinking in the 90's

From: [email-masked] (Ronald D Harvey +1 312 416 4683)
Date: 11 Jun 89 23:30:04 GMT

"Gimme a Cold Filtered Big Joe Coors Dark Dry Lite Extra-Hearty
  Draft Lager With The Imported Austrailian Taste In The Barrel-
  Shaped Twist-Off Bottle and a mango, please.  Oh, and one of those
  specially-emblemed, frosted 24-ounce glasses."

  "We're outta 'em."

  "Oh.  Gimme a can of Bud Lite, then."

  "Glass?"

  "Na."

  "That'll be five bucks."

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Ron D. Harvey 	[email-masked]

"A body can work up a mean, mean thirst after a day of doing nothing."

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