Subject: M801 - Goal!
From: [email-masked] (Anonymous)
Date: 9 Mar 1996 16:25:07 +0100
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology

[M801 - Goal!]

Check this shit out, bearing in mind that this is NED or OT stuff
and that while our shiny and bright new CLEAR Cory Brennan won't
make any sense of it, Andy Milne is an old hand at GOALISHNESS.

This must be the Soccer Rundown as used on Scientology Soccer Club
Members, and likely for what one pays a portion of the $25,000 for
some of the NED and OT stuff to get 'processed' on.

To quoute the wisdom of Hubbard, processing on "THE NON-EXISTENCE
OF GOALING THE GOAL TO GOAL" must in some part help towards better
scores with that white and black ball.

GOALING / NO GOALING
GOALERS / NO GOALERS
GOALINGNESS / NO GOALINGNESS
GOALISHNESS / NO GOALISHNESS
GOALIVITY / NO GOALIVITY
BEINGS (PEOPLE) (THOSE) A BEING (SOMEONE) WHO GOALS / WHO NEVER GOALS
ACTIVE GOALING A BEING (SOMEONE) WHO MISEMOTIONS TO GOAL
THE NECESSITY OF GOALING A BEING (SOMEONE) WHO DIDN'T WANT TO GOAL
THE ACTIONS OF GOALING A HATRED OF GOALING
ANY FERVENT BELIEF IN A NON GOALER GOALING
FERVENT BELIEVERS IN A BEING (SOMEONE) GOALING THAT GOALING EXHAUSTED
THE VAST VALUE OF GOAL AN EXHAUSTED NOUNS GOALER
DEMANDED GOAL NOUNS A BEING (SOMEONE) WHO HAD TO GOAL
OBSESSED GOAL ACTION A BORED GOALER
   RR Blow down on goal (position approximate)
INTEREST IN GOALING A SECRET GOALER
A KNOWLEDGE OF GOALING A VICIOUS GOALER
COUNTER GOAL ACTION A DETERMINED GOALER
PROHIBITIONS AGAINST HAVING TO GOAL GOALING
DETESTERS OF GOALING A GOALER
THE HOPELESSNESS OF GOALING GOALING
THE ABSENCE OF GOALING SOMEBODY WITH THE GOAL TO GOAL
NO GOALISHNESS SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING WITH THE GOAL TO GOAL
THE NON-EXISTENCE OF GOALING THE GOAL TO GOAL
SOME BAD CONDITION TO GOAL DEPENDENT ON NEXT GOAL

Yep.  I'm already writing a cheque to get myself "on the bridge"
just so I can work out what the fuck this is supposed to mean.

The NEW Squirrel, [One-Point-One], ARSCC Associate & ESTO for March 1996

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