Xref: utcsri alt.politics.greens:5328 tor.general:14539 Newsgroups: tor.general,alt.politics.greens Path: utcsri!info.physics.utoronto.ca!utzoo!telly!evan From: evan@telly.on.ca (Evan Leibovitch) Subject: Re: AW3 Prostitution Solutions Message-ID: Organization: Sound Software Ltd., Brampton, Ontario References: <38151t$g58@ionews.io.org> Date: Wed, 19 Oct 1994 04:19:40 GMT In article <38151t$g58@ionews.io.org>, Allisat wrote: >VOTE 1994 VOTE 1994 VOTE 1994 VOTE 1994 VOTE 1994 VOTE 1994 VOTE > My inclination is to put > this area somewhere in Parkdale. Perhaps in the King > Dufferin Area of Ward Three. Gut one of those very > large warehouses and convert it to a large Red Light > Club - a kind of sexual theme park - ADULTS ONLY. Ladies and gentlemen, announcing Canada's first Sexual Theme Park: OrgasmLand! Located in the sprawling remains of the Massey Ferguson combine plant, OrgasmLand(tm) features not one -- but 6,000 red lights out front, rivalling Honest Ed's for sheer garishness. OrgasmLand is a dream cum true; the fairies are real, and all washrooms feature spermicidal lubricant! Sample our world-class attractions; - Mrs. Toad's Wild Ride - Epcock Center - The Magic Condom - Haunted Whorehouse - Gays of Thunder - Perverts of the Carribean - Help Waldo Find the G-Spot - Minnie's House of Leather - Hall of Hustlers - The Great Canadian Ballbuster - Nipple Madness - Beauty and the Beast (discretion advised) - Thigh-Witness News - Journey to the Mound of Venus Five times daily in the Sue Johansen Amphitheatre: - Ed the Sock presents Pluto's doggie-style Revue - Honey, I Blew The Kid (film starring Michael Jackson) For food, there's our Famous Anus Cookies, fresh-daily Cheese Clits, and all-day oyster buffets, washed down with large cups of Butt Light. And of course you'll never forget that trip on the turgid Monorail, plunging deep inside the Contemporary Hotel (featuring hourly rates) every five minutes! Under contruction: the Caballero Control Corporation Studio! Watch porn films under production, close enough to taste! > Yes there's masses of money to be made. You betcha. Any investors ready yet? -- Evan Leibovitch, Sound Software Ltd., located in beautiful Brampton, Ontario Novell Unix Master Reseller / evan@telly.on.ca / (905) 452-0504 PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms