If you are a friend, and you've studied microbiology, and you neglected to tell me how miraculous these little machines that we are all made of are, I hereby serve notice that I hate you. Yes, I hate you for letting me spend so many years of an otherwise technically-inclined life, and never pointing out "Frank, you really should look into this". All the years I wasted spent looking at cute kitties on youtube should have been used in learning about protein synthesis and mitosis and histones and so on and so on. It's that awesome.