20 Types of People You 
                             Might Meet in the Mens Room
 
 1. Excitable - Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
 2. Sociable - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
 3. Crosseyed - Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
 4. Timid - Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back 
later.
 5. Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
 6. Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
 7. Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
 8. Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or 
bug.
 9. Absent-Minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. Childish - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to watch it bubble.
11. Sneak - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next  

urinal will get blamed.
12. Patient - Stands very close for a long time.  While waiting he reads with 
free hand.
13. Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. Tough - Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
15. Efficient - Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
16. Fat - Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
17. Little - Stands on box, falls in, and drowns.
18. Drunk - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19. Disgruntled - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. Conceited - Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.