Dear Stratford Festival. On behalf of myself, and my 5- and 7-year old sons, I apologize in advance for next Tuesday afternoon. If the ladies accompanying us cannot impose civility / we may take the opportunity / to sing loud with impunity. We will take your libretto / to our center seat / see the show a second time / for to us it is such a hit.

Sorry for the pastiche. I will keep my day job.