I was doodling around with our home synthesizer, with the brats and woman in the next room over. After fifteen minutes with my uneducated fingers, the wife comes over, and says

Hey, that sounds like boring elevator music. Try something more exciting. (Like what?) Like some baroque, with a twist of classical.

Yes, I am married to someone who thinks “baroque, with a twist of classical” is more exciting than modern elevator music.

Lucky me.