As our third novelty item today, witness the headline Bogus Lawyer, Doctor Tries to Visit Fort Hood Massacre Suspect Nidal Hasan.

OK, don’t get excited, it wasn’t some vigilante who almost managed to shortcut the legal process and kill the guy.

But read the article to the bottom.

Hasan is charged with 13 counts of premeditated murder and 32 counts of attempted premeditated murder in the Nov. 5 shootings. He is undergoing rehabilitation for paralysis.

Yes, you read that right. The mass murderer is undergoing rehabilitation, at taxpayer’s expense no doubt.

So perhaps the intruder wasn’t a vigilante, just an auditioning death panel adviser wannabe, looking to cut medical system costs by talking the good Mr. Nasan into declining the rehabilitation services. Better luck next time.