A few memorable words from Brat Jr. upon his birthday.

  • “I want to spell that word, that word, and that word” (reading a sign:) “Happy Birthday Stuart”
  • “Help me spell that word.” (this time to have someone direct his finger to trace the letters)
  • “I’m not two years old. I am a one year old baby.” (rationalizing why he should be allowed to pee on a carpet)
  • “What’s inside it?” (looking at a robotic toy)