That is the question a strange man asked me in a Home Depot parking lot yesterday.

There I was, shop shop, walk walk, start big yellow car start big yellow car, when a strange grey van starts honking behind and off to one side. A mustache attached to a middle-aged man yelled out “want a pair of speakers for your house?”. Since I haven’t heard a mustache talk before, all I could respond was “excuse me?”. The mustache elaborated: “I have an extra pair of speakers! new!”. I decided that this was not the right place to negotiate whether he had an acceptable substitute for my preferred model (Boise UltraNyx Opium 3000 HDX), so I said “no thanks”. The mustache took its man and drove away rapidly.

How strange.

Maybe it was a distraction ruse intended to attach a mind tracking device to my car.