I’ve been looking for this little ditty from The Onion ever since I caught a glimpse of it years ago. It’s from the 2000 April 19 issue.
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I’ve been looking for this little ditty from The Onion ever since I caught a glimpse of it years ago. It’s from the 2000 April 19 issue.