2010-04-27 11:44 | fche blog seriously old dust
A message from the future:
Date: 2110 February 28
To: unknown descendants of owner of 1990s Honda Accord with 2009 Ontario license plate ANMD 351.
Subject: credit warning
Evidence collected indicates that this vehicle eschewed compulsory recycling during the gasoline purges of 2025. It was left in the ancient parking garage just east of Toronto’s Art Gallery of Ontario, and has turned into a heap of rust and goo. A colony of nanobeetles has nested within it, and is threatening to become sentient. Unlimited liability resulting from interspecies conflict would be charged to your galactic credit account.
From our internet archives, here is what the car looked like exactly one hundred years ago, already two years into its imprisonment:
